Maybe if I start it with a scissors.
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…what a terrible waste of a captain america shirt
YOU SHUSH YOU HEAR ME THAT SHIRT SACRIFICED ITS LIFE FOR A GREATER GOOD SHOW SOME RESPECT—
DEAR FUCKING GOD MY EYES
SOMEONE GET ME THE BLEACH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
THAT WAS WORSE THAN THE PAIN SERIES
The GOP hates students, loves their debt payments.
No no no. The GOP hates it when people who aren’t rich learn things.
Hello Middle Ages!
Your aristocracy called. They got lost in time and don’t understand these strange concepts we like to call “representative republic”, “equality”, “respect”, and “don’t be a dick”. We’ve taken to calling them “Republicans”. Can you take them back now?
Thanks!
Sincerely,
2013
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
YES.
Speaking as a non-fandom blog engaged to a fandom blogger, anyway. You people scare me sometimes.
Okay, most of the time.
…
Okay, I’ll be honest, all the time. But that’s okay! I’m sure that you’re all wonderful individuals, and the rest of us will love you anyway.
From a distance.
A very, very long distance.
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
Um, excuse me.
The word you’re looking for is “hipSTER”, ma’am, not “hipPIE”. Our drug of choice is actually legal, and we prefer it in liquid form, preferably delivered via tasty beverages with vaguely exotic or European-sounding names, such as “latte” or “cappucino”.
Medical State of Mind: Five Doctors Go Hunting
Five doctors - a general practitioner, a paediatrician, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist - decided to take a weekend trip and go duck hunting.
Soon after they were in their duck blind, a bird flew over and the general practitioner said, “I think that is a duck,” and so he took aim and…
Now why does this remind me of the…politely forceful difference of opinion…that occurred between my neurosurgeon and one of his more research-oriented colleagues when they first found my brain tumor?
My neurosurgeon came out on top. Probably why I’m still breathing. Gotta love it.
Love on a Longboard: I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no…
(Source: dinhtheresa)
If fandoms had meetings
- Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
- Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
- SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
- Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
- LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
- Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
- Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
- Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
- Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
Where I wish I was right now instead of freaking out over money
(Source: twiddle-my-thumbs)
Grant me the serenity to accept the books that I’ll never find
The courage to read the books I will
And the wisdom to know the difference
