Thursday, April 17, 2014
I wear the chain I forged in life…I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Charles Dickens (via amandapowell)

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

"Do better", they say,
and so I
do better.
“You’re doing too well”, they say,
“You must be cheating. Stop doing so well.”
Another corporation
Enforcing mediocrity on its drones.

Are you honestly surprised?

curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

Cannot has. Belongs to my wife.

charlesoberonn:

apertures413thdoctor:

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

Catholic schools

And that 1 true god is the Japanese flag.


Hail Hydra?

charlesoberonn:

apertures413thdoctor:

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

Catholic schools

And that 1 true god is the Japanese flag.

Hail Hydra?

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(Source: osointricate)

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

I told my wife this as a joke and she just nodded.

WHAT.