so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
Glasses or cups and a piece of cardboard or a magazine. You cover the animal with one thing and then shove the other thing below it. Then you put that cup-moth-magazine-sandwich on the table, so you have a free hand to open a window and finally you set the fucker free!
This is my new favorite sammich. It’s a cupmothazinewich!
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
- Evannabadasslovegood: I forget sometimes that you don't use a computer.
- Me: I get PAID to use a computer.
I AM A GRUMPY OLD MAN WHO DISLIKES FANDOMS* NOW GERROFF MY LAWN
*except for Dragon Age and Mass Effect and pretty much anything Bioware or Blizzard.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
ROBOT DINOSAURS MOTHERFUCKER