"Do better", they say,
and so I
“You’re doing too well”, they say,
“You must be cheating. Stop doing so well.”
Enforcing mediocrity on its drones.
Are you honestly surprised?
i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it
Cannot has. Belongs to my wife.
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
I told my wife this as a joke and she just nodded.